yani-senpai:

I can’t not love Billy-Rae Sanguine. 

I just can’t. 

Especially with the audiobooks.

His accent, man.

It is just so much win.

I want to hate him. I want to hate him so bad.

But every time I get pissed at him, he says something that I laugh at and I realize I really like him.

Derek Landy, what have you done to me? ಠ-ಠ

That’s Billy-Ray. With a Y.

But thankyou, li’l darlin’.

pendrascornielius:

I think I’m the only one that literally HATES Sanguine.

Well, now, that just ain’t called for. Unless I killed somebody you liked.

In which case I guess I’d understand.

askvalkyriecain:

skeletondetective:

ask-china-sorrows:

askvalkyriecain:

He’s pretty charming. And funny. And nice.

and not too bad to look at.

Oh me oh my, what would Gordon say. Not to mention Skulduggery, he knows where that boy has been.

Still.

At least he doesn’t have nonsensical hair.

((OOC looks like I’m back too. Hum hum hum))

You’re right, I know exactly where Dexter has been. And let me tell you, though he may not be a nocturnally-occurring monster (not naming any names), Dexter is just as likely to ruin your life as someone we know whose name begins with a C.

(Vex, if you’re reading this… Well, you know what I’d say.)

Oh, come off it, you two, I just said he was attractive!

That doesn’t mean I want to marry the man, for God’s sake. Calm down.

And Skulduggery, “not talking about vampires” includes vaguely and poorly alluding to them.

And I am very capable of keeping my life in order, thank you very much.

My. I have missed a lot in my absence, haven’t I? I should tell Tanith, she’d love to hear about all this gossip from home.

mooncactus:

I’m in Texas! I knew it looked Texasy.

alright

i’m going to punch billy ray in the face and FIND A FUCKING AIRPORT

Well joke’s on you, whoever you are, ‘cause I ain’t nowhere near Texas!

partyponies asked: you're looking fabulous with those glasses Mr Sanguine

Ain’t I always?